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Post by Alilectric on Mar 16, 2008 16:53:26 GMT -5
hahaha
*throws a huge country-style pie at ebannawibo and barns*
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Post by Slater on Mar 16, 2008 17:39:22 GMT -5
"Alistair, oh Alistair..." Josh utters in a deep voice, making all animals gather round him. The bird perch upon his biceps. "I am quite disappointed, Alistair. Animals: attack!"
The animals attack Ali but don't hurt her too bad, because Josh is a gentle soul.
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Post by Alilectric on Mar 16, 2008 22:12:47 GMT -5
is this like snow white?? only this time it's josh enslaving the woodland creatures... since alistair is not hurt "too bad"... she throws A1 steak sauce all over josh and the woodland creatures lick him into a coma.. since death would be less appropriate in a pie war... p.s. where did the pie go?
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Post by Em on Mar 18, 2008 15:34:44 GMT -5
Where DID all the pie go? ...Into the black hole that was conjured in the ground before the hapless duelers. Pies flew through the air from all directions, being sucked into the nevermore, pelting Alistair and Josh with all manner of filling as they rushed headlong into the dark, swirling pit of oblivion.
If pies had mouths, would they have protested this incessant, magnetic draw towards the vortex of eternal black and down through the rushing darkness to where time itself stood still? Or would they have joyfully accepted this twist, and sung the hole's praises as it devoured them and fulfilled their foretold fate?
Such were the thoughts of one such pie. Although lacking means to communicate, Bob was indeed conscious of this descent into nothingness. He contemplated the meaning of the dark, if this was indeed his fate, that he was too young to die like this, he had only been concocted mere minutes before in some lady's oven, fresh and juicy and packed with meat, he deserved to be eaten, not this horrible fate....!
Commander flipped the trash disposal switch to the 'off' position with a *snick*. "Well," she said, brushing her hands off, "that cleans up all the mess. Now what?"
((Heh heh heh, couldn't help it. ))
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Post by jz on Mar 23, 2008 19:39:07 GMT -5
JZ, hiding behind a bush, decided to die. *dies*
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Post by ebannawibo on Apr 9, 2008 19:45:56 GMT -5
Pie? What is pie? Why did JZ Die? Perhaps pie is just a symbol for our frustration, sadness, and revenge. Perhaps pie doesn't really exist.
Eb takes a large dirt pie and buries JZ with it. *plop*
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Post by Slater on Sept 17, 2008 8:53:22 GMT -5
*throws pie*
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Post by Kar Vastor on Sept 18, 2008 18:17:19 GMT -5
If you want to hear something other than pie, watch the youtube video Jim Gaffigan- Cake. It's quite fulfilling.....*throws a banana cream filled pie at slater*
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Post by Slater on Sept 22, 2008 8:48:05 GMT -5
*throws Jim Gaffigan at Kar*
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Post by Kar Vastor on Sept 30, 2008 8:53:06 GMT -5
How dare you!!! *Throws banana cream pie followed up by the frenchiest french silk you've ever seen*
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Post by Slater on Oct 1, 2008 8:28:55 GMT -5
*Josh becomes French because of all of the french silk*
*throws German cake at Collin, hoping he will become German... for some odd reason*
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Post by Kar Vastor on Oct 1, 2008 8:39:20 GMT -5
I will not become German! (Besides I'm learning Spanish right now) *Throws European Chocolate Truffle along with a scoop of Ice Cream* Eat That!!!
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Post by Slater on Oct 3, 2008 8:36:09 GMT -5
*cries because he doesn't know which race to become because European is so broad*
*makes up an accent with all European accents combined* Now I sound like my Geography teacher!!!! *throws his Geography teacher, who is eating pie, at Kar*
*throws a car at Kar*
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Post by Kar Vastor on Oct 3, 2008 8:47:14 GMT -5
*rubs rear end cause it hurts* Hey! I'm not done with you. It's just a flesh wound! *doesn't know what to throw* Um.... *throws rocks at slater* Take Geology! It Rocks!
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Post by Slater on Oct 3, 2008 8:48:33 GMT -5
lol Throws laughs at Kar. Feel these l's and o's and more l's!
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